sign you live in tempe: #4

Academic Success Specialists.

Part of the excitement of attending the New American University is that you are constantly bombarded with the New American Names of old (un-American?) ASU institutions. For example, it's not the "Anthropology Building" anymore. It's "The School of Evolution and Social Change." Generally the new names are fun, a decent attempt to sex up academia, if you will. But this latest gem might be a tad much...

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